WORDS WOMEN USE

This is the word women use to end an argumentwhen they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 moreminutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you shouldbe on your toes.Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission.DON'T DO IT !!!!

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement oftenmisunderstood by men.A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man."That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before decidinghow and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.Just say "you're welcome."

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments theycan avoid if they remember the terminology!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
Oh, and before we forget

"Whatever"
..it's a woman's way of saying F!#K YOU!