Before After

Before marriage. .
Darling here.. darling there..
After marriage.Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
U DIE,i'll die with u .
After marriage.
U die, up to u.

Before marriage. .
U go anywhere. . I follow u.
After marriage. . .
U go anywhere. . up to u.soo long married. . .U go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
u are my heart, u are my love
After wedding
u get on my nerves.

Before wedding
u are sweet and kind just like Cinderella
After wedding
u are worse than godzila

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with u
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue.U get on my head, I will sue u

Before wedding
Every dating he brings u to Shangri-La
After wedding
U want to go, he says u 'wait-la'

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak.....